The Twelve Days of Crispness

The Twelve Days of Crispness

On the first day of Crispness the weatherman sent to me,
A forecast: another inch of snow!
On the second day of Crispness the weatherman said I’ll need,
Two Wooly Gloves!
On the Third day of Crispness the weatherman sent to me
Three shovels
On the Fourth day of Crispness the weatherman said I’ll need,
Four Tire Chains!
On the Fifth day of Crispness the weatherman sent to me,
Five cups of HOT chocolate
On the Sixth day of Crispness the weatherman said we’ll have,
Six sided snowflakes
On the Seventh day of Crispness the weatherman showed to me,
Seven icicles dripping
On the Eighth day of Crispness the weatherman said we’ll have,
Eight more days of snowfall!
On the Ninth day of Crispness the weatherman told me of,
Nine school districts closing.
On the Tenth day of Crispness the weatherman said to get,
Ten pounds of ice melt.
On the eleventh day of Crispness the weatherman warned me of
Eleven pipes a bursting!
On the twelfth day of Crispness the weatherman showed to me,
Twelve plumbers plumbing!